Dead Inside But Caffeinated T-shirt

This tee says what your face already does before 10am. Perfect for early mornings, late nights, or any moment you’re running on vibes and cold brew. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of unhinged, it’s your new uniform for surviving life one sip at a time.

Wear it to the office, the café, or your next existential crisis. Caffeine’s got your back — even if your soul checked out two Mondays ago.

This unisex shirt fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.

4.3-ounce, 100% combed ring spun cotton, 30 singles

90/10 combed ring spun cotton/poly

Slightly slimmer body and shorter sleeves

1x1 rib knit neck

Tear-away label

Shoulder to shoulder taping.