Caffeine & Chaos

☕ Death B4 Decaf: The Collection & Other Animals ☕
Welcome to your new obsession — where style meets espresso shots and attitude comes as rich as the blend you are drinking. This isn’t just merch; it’s a lifestyle brewed for the bold, the buzzed, and the beautifully over-caffeinated.

From graphic tees that scream “Don’t talk to me ‘til I’ve had my third cup” to mugs and gifts with enough personality to rival your favorite barista, this collection is here to fuel your vibe — one quirky piece at a time.

Warning: May cause spontaneous genius, excessive energy, and the urge to start a podcast.